The “now trending” column on Facebook is largely unnecessary, because it’s not so much what people are actually interested in and more whatever draws attention to who’s giving FB money. But I digress – what I really wanted to talk about is the news story about the dozen Native actors who walked off of the ...
This blog is off to a rocky start, which is something that simultaneously frustrates and dismays me. Before I actually just installed it to get it out there (because, remember, this is my “Just Do It” year), I had lots of entries rolling around in my head. There was so much to say and comment ...
Friend: DON’T FORGET YOUR GOBBLE GOBBLE! Friend: DON’T FORGET YOUR GOBBLE GOBBLE! THIS MESSAGE WILL COMBUST IN 10 SECONDS.
I am notoriously unorganized. I’m not bragging or even censuring myself. I’m just making a statement. It’s not unusual for me to hijack my sister’s phone, for example, to text our mutual contacts that I’ve lost my cellphone again, I’m very sure it will turn up, but you can text my sister in the meantime. ...
Friend (sends screencap of a nauseating and preemptive declaration of love taken from her cousin’s facebook status): I mean this seriously… if I EVER do anything like this, shoot me. For. Real. Me: What the actual hell Me: I will have 0 problems shooting you for an infraction such as this. Friend: Thank you?
